I'll refer to them as WAGS today but MILF or SILF is appropriate enough.
You know what I'm talking about. Gliding round the paddock like a swan in their attire, flowery dresses in the summer (or hot pants if your daughter's a slaggg) and 'female' tailored teamwear in the cooler months. This is basically tight t-shirts and coats which enhance your plastic tits. And for their legs which were toned from hours fucking the pool boy... leather pants. LEATHER FUCKING PANTS. If you're into a sweaty crotch then woohoo for you. If you also look closely at these jackets you may spot some suspicious stains which more than likely came from throwing their keys into a bowl the night before in the motorhome with a few other parents. We'll call it kart swap.
"Mummy whats that?" "Chain lube honey"
Now there are the mums that don't dress in a style that screams "I WANT AN AFFAIR". However the one accessory that we all wear is of course sun glasses. Now mums, dads and mechanics love a good set of aviators and that is all down to one reason alone. No not the sun, people wear caps for that. I'm talking about perving. Oh yes everyone is perving on everyone. The woman are eyeing up the young mechanics, wondering how long they would last in the missionary position. And the mechanics... well do you wonder why they all stand together while their drivers twat shit out of each other? To perve on the mums naturally?
"Oi Potter what gearing you on?" "Fuck off an perve!"
This blog has been short due to the football which I do to not intend to miss as I'm not gay.
To summarise:
-Karting is full of milfs
-Some dress for a shag
-Everyone wears sunglasses
-Everyone loves a good perve
-I'm probably going to have a few law suits filed
Stay gripped up! Kart Mechanic
